Majedaar Jokes In Hindi
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Hoshiyaar Bachcha Aur Ramayan Ki Kahani
Adhyapak :-bachchon Ramachandra jee ne samudra par pul banaane ka nirnay liya
Pappu :- sar main kuchh kahana chaahata hoon.
Adhyapak :- kaho beta
Pappu :- ramachandra jee ka pul banaane ka nirnay galat tha.
Adhyapak :- vo kaise.
Pappu :- sar, unake paas hanuman the
jo udakar lanka ja sakate the.
to unako pul banaane kee koee jaroorat nahin thee
Adhyapak :- hanumaan hee to udana jaanate the baakee reechh aur vaanar to nahin udate the.
Pappu :- sar vo hanumaan kee peeth par baith kar ja sakate the.
jab hanuman pura pahaad uthaakar le ja sakate the.
to.....
Adhyapak :- bhagavaan kee leela par savaal nahin uthaaya karate naalaayak
Pappu :- vaise sar ek upaay aur tha.
Adhyapak :- (gusse mein ).....kya ?
Pappu :- sar, hanuman apane aakaar ko kitana bhee chhota bada kar sakate the
jaise surasa ke munh se nikalane ke lie chhote ho gaye the aur surya ko munh mein lete samay surya se bhee bade..........
to vo apane aakaar ko bhee to Samudra kee chaudaee se bada kar sakate the aur samudra ke upar let jaate.
aur saare bandar 🙊 Hanuman jee kee peeth se gujarakar lanka pahunch jaate aur ramachandra ko bhee samudra kee anunay vinay karane kee jaroorat nahin padatee.
vaise sar ek baat aur puchhun.
Adhyapak :- puchho.
Pappu :- sar suna hai.
samundra par pul banaate samay vaanaron ne Patthar par "ram" name likha tha.....
jisase vo patthar paanee mein tairane lage.
Adhyapak :- haan to ye sahee hai.
Pappu :- sar, savaal ye hai bandar bhaalu ko padhana likhana kisane sikhaaya tha.
Adhyapak :- haraamakhor paakhandee band kar apanee bakavaas aur murga ban ja
Pappu :-theek hai sar, sadiyon se ham moorkh banate aa rahe hain..... 😔
chalo aaj murga ban jaate hain. 😀
aao milakar sadbhakti apanaen vah sadbhakti is poore vishv mein keval jagataguru tatvadarshee sant ramapal jee mahaaraj jee ke paas hai unase deeksha lekar apane manushy jeevan ko saphal banaye
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